Outhouse Rag

Note to self #20

The next time we go to the beach (6.5 hour drive) and I have to go to the bathroom, DON’T wait until the next exit. It may be a longer ride then you think!

Ben Schwartz, Rejected Jokes

Ben is a freelance freelance writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update and the Late Show with David Letterman's monologue. After almost two years of freelancing, a large number of my jokes made air. However, for every joke that is accepted there is a pile of jokes that are rejected. This is the story of those jokes, Rejected Jokes.

Here's a very funny example of his work.

Note to Self: Bookmark www.RejectedJokes.com

Note to self #19

Find the dude who invented the Daylight Saving Time, and kill him.