Outhouse Rag

WowWee Chimpanzee Aive Life Like Chimp Head $69.99

This is the best commercial ever for a fully programmable, interactive, animatronic, remote controled monkey head. According to the product description on Amazon.com, the WowWee Chimpanzee is likely to “bewilder your family, astound your friends and, most likely, frighten your pets.” all for only $69.99

Subservient Dog

Your very own virtual doggie. Type a command and see what the dog does.

World Jump Day

Today is World Jump Day.  It happens at 11:39:13 GMT.

Join us in an attempt to drive planet Earth into a new orbit, by letting millions of people jump! Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate.

Every force requires an equal and opposite force...... As does every farce. [via]