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This Sounds Like Something I Should Try...

I got this email today.

Assalam-3-elaikum

I got your email address through search in the Internet.

I want to transfer money for investment into your country as such I would like to make contact with people like you residing in that country
for assistance .

You will help me collect the funds from the Security Company as I cannot travel out from Iraq at the moment because of certain conditions
which I will explain to you if we work together(my travelling documents are not yet complete).

Please if you accept this offer of assistance you are required to give me your Name, age, occupation, address also enclosing your telephone fax numbers.

Please note that this project is 100% risk free but you must keep it very secret and confidential with strong assurance that you will not
let me down at all.

I expect your prompt reply.


Regards,

Abdullah

What do you think?  Hey, it's 100% risk free!

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I was Spammed by Jesus

I was spammed by the Almighty yesterday. Jesus himself sent me a spam email telling me that he can save me. No not from hell but he could save me $500 a year on my auto insurance!

I’m a tad disturbed that He couldn’t save me from my bad ways and maybe even save me a little more than $500 dollars a year from my auto insurance. I thought what the hell I might as well click on the link to his website called Best Car Insurance Site. Not a terribly inspiring domain name. You’d think with His foreknowledge, He could have snagged a good one back in ’95. But I digress.

I’m a tad disturbed that He couldn’t spring for better graphics out of the Vatican’s art budget. Apparently He keeps up with the latest Web trends, but I was dissapointed that I had to select the state that I live in, he should know that!