I was spammed by the Almighty yesterday. Jesus himself sent me a spam email telling me that he can save me. No not from hell but he could save me $500 a year on my auto insurance!
I’m a tad disturbed that He couldn’t save me from my bad ways and maybe even save me a little more than $500 dollars a year from my auto insurance. I thought what the hell I might as well click on the link to his website called Best Car Insurance Site. Not a terribly inspiring domain name. You’d think with His foreknowledge, He could have snagged a good one back in ’95. But I digress.
I’m a tad disturbed that He couldn’t spring for better graphics out of the Vatican’s art budget. Apparently He keeps up with the latest Web trends, but I was dissapointed that I had to select the state that I live in, he should know that!
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