- I'm thankful for the Man Show.
- I'm thankful that my bones do not randomly change positions.
- I'm thankful that my morning erections do not make loud yodeling sounds.
- I’m thankful that stores sell jeans with only two pant legs; three-legged jeans would just make me feel totally inadequate.
- I’m thankful I am not a turkey. Today, or any other day.
- I’m thankful for the backspace key that lets me correct my typos.
- I'm thankful for pavement, especially since I drive 32 miles to work.
- I'm thankful that I have a wonderful wife and son
What are yuo thankful for?
I can tell you what I am not thankful for. That hideous fat lady aerobic clip. Fuck that.
Posted by: jes | Tuesday, November 30, 2004 at 06:24 PM
I would be thankful if Bruce would learn to use spell check...and if you would sell your house so that we can hear more about the building of the new one (yawn).
Posted by: Jerry | Monday, November 29, 2004 at 08:17 AM