Must have GIZMOS

Remote Control Zombie $19.99

Press the button on the aptly shaped brain remote and the zombie will trudge forward and groan. Just like a real zombie. If you are a little unsure of exactly how zombies should act, “Shaun of the Dead” and “Day of the Dead” (original) will give you a pretty good idea. All you need to know is that just because they move slowly does not mean that they are not dangerous. Product page

Formula J' Water

Looking for crisp, fresh drinking water that will make your day?  Maybe you need a bottle of Formula J' Water

We all need to believe in God, and we all need to believe in ourselves in order to accomplish positive thinking, which leads to positive result. It is up to us to make our day go either good or bad and we bring our luck to ourselves, so why not pray, drink purified water more often to stay healthier and more fit, and have God with us throughout the day? You can have it all with Spiritual Water.

Wedgie-Proof Underwear

It's said that "necessity is the mother of invention".

So, when two 8-year old twin boys revealed their "wedgie-proof underwear" on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today, they wore smiles knowing that they just upped the ante on the school yard bully.

What they dubbed as the "Rip Away 1000" is more like a cleverly designed escape strategy. The underwear is constructed into two pieces, bound together by velcro. So that when Farkus the bully grabs the wasteband of your RA1K's, they "rip away", leaving him with a handful of your cooties, while you make a break for the yard duty officer.

New Water Bottle holds Liquid and your Ggadgets

This unique water bottle features a type of strap in the middle of the water bottle to strap in your item. In the picture, it shows a BlackBerry SmartPhone, a normal cell phone, and an iPod. The “pocket” in which the object is held, measures out to be 4.625- x 2.125- x 1 inches. Additionally, the water bottle itself can hold 22 fluid ounces. Another piece of important information is that the strap will not press any random buttons.

 

If you want to purchase this water bottle, then head over to their website and you can order 1 for $8.25 and should be shipped to you within a week or so.

Vitamin Dog Water

Doggies Springs Vitamin Dog Water ™ is the world’s most nutritious vitamin dog water developed especially for dogs. It’s so revolutionary that it has a patent pending. The crystal clear, all natural, fruit-flavored bottled water will hydrate dogs while providing them with the essential vitamins they need to maintain an active and healthy lifestyle. And since Doggie Springs delivers three vitamins in liquid form, dogs far more easily absorb the needed nutrients than with solid vitamin supplements. via

The Back Up: Perfect for Zombie Attacks

Do you ever wake up in a groggy haze, unsure of your surroundings and wishing a loaded shotgun were within easy reach? Well then, call now to order The Back-Up, a shotgun rack for the side of your bed.

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Funny Underwear - Bum Shorts

Striped Mooning Party Shorts. Comes with a large elastic waist for $16.89 at PrankPlace.com

USB Hamster Wheel

The USB Hamster Wheel is fun little gizmo to have at the office. Plug it into your USB port, load the software from the CD provided and get typing. As you type, the hamster gets running, spinning the hamster wheel around in the process - the faster you type, the faster he runs. This demented rodent sent shrieks of laughter around the office when we tested it, and is the ultimate parody of modern society.

Here's the USB Hamster Wheel in action:

CAUTION: Not recommended for use with actual hamsters.

Hamster Powered Paper Shredder

Turn all the evidence of your white-collar criminal activity into pieces so small your local CSI team will not be able to peace together the evidence against you.   

This Hamster Powered Paper Shredder is a concept by artist Tom Ballhatchet that will be on display in Milan next week. The device works like this: the hamster runs on the wheel, which powers the shredder, which shreds the paper into hamster bedding.

Video: Beer launching fridge on Letterman

Back in February I told you about John Cornwell's Beer launching fridge. Well John and his Beer launching fridge was on Dave Letterman show.