Outhouse Rag

Larry Flynt Seeks 5 Billion Bailout from Congress

"arguing that the limp US economy has thrown cold water on the adult entertainment industry."

Congress must back sex! According to Larry, "Americans can do without cars and such", but it can't do without sex...and for an extra $5 billion US, he will help Americans do who ever, I mean what ever it takes to get people using porn. However, maybe, just maybe that the decline in sales is due to the free porn access on the net. Another article about it here

Publicity stunt, of course. And a fine one, in the American tradition.

Fake Headlines - Real News

• A year's worth of heroin for the entire world has gone missing. I'm looking at you, Amy Winehouse
• Four goats slaughtered at Texas high school. In related news, Texas high schools have goats. Well, HAD goats
• Eighth grader texts nude picture of herself to 13-year-old boy. Boy arrested on charges of being a filthy, filthy boy who received child pornography from the helpless victim
• Sarah Palin no longer wearing a wedding ring. Are there problems between her and Alaska's "First Dude?" (picture)
• It's DEFINITELY a good idea to hit a cop in the nuts while you're tailgating. Naked. In the back of your truck which you've turned into a pool

It's True! You CAN Get Anything On Craigslist

In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday. He then made his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River. Article (with video)