Outhouse Rag

eBay: Become Invisible

This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam. This is not an illusion, a rip-off or a Ninja technique.

This isn't new... far from it. A fantastic rumor has been whispered throughout the generations and since the beginning of time: super-elite societies knew how to become totally invisible & walk unseen among people. They could vanish from sight... even in the middle of a crowd... and reappear anywhere they desired!

Thousands of years passed. Empires grew and decayed. Kingdoms crumbled, lying buried and all but forgotten but the astounding rumor never died: invisibility was possible!

IT WAS TRUE! Those who controlled the invisibility secret could go anywhere and do almost anything while invisible to the naked eye! The Secret of Invisibility has survived the ages but it was always under the tightest control by its masters... UNTIL NOW.

• NO mumbo-jumbo or hocus pocus
• NO spells or potions
• NO burning candles or magic wands
• NO alchemy or hidden symbols
• NO hype or Bull. You get exactly what you need
• NO danger. You can't be hurt in any way
• NO disappointment. You get just what we promise
• No trouble. You're either visible or invisible as you wish
• NO bait & switch. READ OUR FEEDBACK

Just my luck the bidding is over. via

At eBay: Bumblebee Runs great. Minor dents from collision with Barricade.

TRANSFORMERS Movie Props Bumblebee '77 Chevy Camaro

This Camaro is in overall good running condition with extensive upgrades throughout. The vehicle has a rebuilt V8 engine with a modified high rise double pump carburetor and modified headers. The Camero has an automatic transmission, power steering, with “Craigers” wheels up front and “American” wheels in the back. The dash has been modified with new gauges, a spruced up interior, and the “Autobots” logo on the steering wheel! The car comes with a title from the State of Oklahoma.

I'll wait for the Megan Fox auction 

Britney’s hair goes for a million

A lock of her hair from when she shaved herself bald has sold for over a million dollars on eBay. $1,000,100 to be exact. The auction description:

3cm LOCK OF BRITNEY’S HAIR
Yes this is real not fake and comes with Proof of DNA TEST it tested positve!!!
On sale for any TRUE Britney Fan!!!!
I HAVE HAD THIS IMPORTED FROM THE U.S From a very good contact!!!!
I got hold of 3cm of the actual locks of Britneys Hair 100% REAL
IT COMES WITH C.O.A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICY and
EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS

Why?  It's not even enough to make a Britney doll.