- I'm thankful for the Man Show.
- I'm thankful that my bones do not randomly change positions.
- I'm thankful that my morning erections do not make loud yodeling sounds.
- I’m thankful that stores sell jeans with only two pant legs; three-legged jeans would just make me feel totally inadequate.
- I’m thankful I am not a turkey. Today, or any other day.
- I’m thankful for the backspace key that lets me correct my typos.
- I'm thankful for pavement, especially since I drive 32 miles to work.
- I'm thankful that I have a wonderful wife and son
What are yuo thankful for?