Outhouse Rag

Dr. Seuss and Cheeseburger in a can

Do you like a chesseburger in a can?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
chesseburger in a can.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
chesseburger in a can.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am...

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

Dr. Seuss and the Chesseburger Dress

Would you eat a chesseburger dress?

I do not like them,
Bruce-I-am.
I do not like a
chesseburger dress.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
if she was a fox?

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

I do so like
chesseburger dress!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Bruce-I-am!

How to Make Green Eggs and Ham

1. Seperate the yolk from the whites - DO NOT BREAK THE YOLK (that's why you see only one yolk)
2. Add Food coloring to the egg whites. The color you see in the uncooked yolk will be much darker than the color after they are done. So mix those egg whites til you are good and ready.

Gently add yolk back. Don't break it.

Now for the ham, I like to have a souther flavor to my pork. I made a special concoction that is vinegar based BBQ sauce. Use whatever you like, water is a good non flavor.

1. Find the ham you need. Drier is better cause it helps absorb more.
2. Get a clear sauce (water works too) mix in the color you want
3. Brush on, or soak your ham with the new colored mix. Remember: You are going to be painting on a pink canvas so take that into consideration.
4. Cook up your food like you normally would.

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