Celebrity books that never saw print

1. Britney Spears Guide to Succesful Parenting
2. Gene Simmons Golden Book of Celibacy
3. Michael Jackon’s Makeup Secrets
4. Rosie O’Donnell’s Art of Being a Lady
5. An Illustrated History of Modesty by Paris Hilton
6. Michael Vick’s Big Book of Pets
7. Better English in 30 Days with Flavor Flav
8. Enron’s Big Book of Accountability
9. Having Fun While Sober by Lindsay Lohan
10. Bill Clinton’s Guide to Cigar Rolling..and tasting
11. How to: Win the World Series by the Chicago Cubs
12. Motivational Speeches by Dr. Kavorkian
13. “How To Pass a Drug Test” by Barry Bonds

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[Dave]

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