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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Constantine before American Idol

Constantine Yes folks, Constantine Maroulis had the reality show bug long before he was on American Idol. One Outhouse rat sent this link to a series of photos of Constantine on the horrible dating show Elimidate. I don't know what happened to this more up-to-date looking Constantine but he seems to be having a good time dancing and being stripped by the female contestant. Ahhh...another reality TV whore. 

Via Steve

The Fecalgram™

"What is a Fecalgram™?

A Fecalgram™ is a handsomely packaged box full of 100% natural, freshly-squeezed, human made crap. Go ahead and click the box over there on the right to take a peek inside. Each Fecalgram™ is unique and manufactured to order by red-blooded Americans.

This is the shittiest.gift.ever.

Important Health Announcement

I will only post personal health issues, when it’s to let you know I may be too ill to post on time.

Today is an entirely different situation. I have contracted a condition that I have been told is treatable, but has thus far been unresponsive to any known medical treatments. I trust you will understand and pray for my speedy recovery.

So, to confirm any rumors you may have heard, it is true; I do have hiccups.

I’ve been wear a bag over my head now for 30 minutes and all that it has done is remind me of a few dates I had with some hotties that didn’t like the way I looked. So if you have a sure fire hiccup remedy please leave it in the comments section before I suffocate!

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