Outhouse Rag

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I'm heading to the AT&T Classic with a friend.  Get this I'm going for free, with open bar and free food.  Let me repeat that OPEN BAR!.  I'll take pictures and will them on the Rag this weekend.  By my favorite golfer, Stewart Cink, shot a 4 under yesterday and is 2 shots back of the leader.  One of his sons and my son are the same age and we've been to acouple birthday parties together.  Infact, we did a putt putt outing with them one time, pretty cool guy and family.

Bad Teacher, Joy Blackstock, Charged With Having Inappropriate Relationship With Male Student

Joy Blackstock, 23, a former teacher at Early High School in Early, Texas has been charged with improper relationship between an educator and a student.

Blackstock turned herself in at the Brown County Jail last week in response to a sealed indictment issued on May 1st.

Blackstock is alleged to have had a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old male student while employed as a teacher at the school. It is alleged that the sexual contact occurred during October and November.

Blackstock reportedly resigned from the school last month when school officials investigating rumors of the alleged relationship confronted her.

Following her arrest, Blackstock was released from jail on $15,000 bond.

If convicted of the second-degree fonly Blackstock could face between 2 and 20 years in prison.  Article

Ummm Bacon: Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon $4.95

Saint Anthony: Protector of pigs, hermits, gravediggers and epileptics.

Saint Anthony was heralded as a modest and courteous man. He lived for 20 years barricaded in an abandoned fort, having contact with people only when his admirers broke in. Known for healing skin diseases and inflammations, he is often depicted with a pig because pork fat was used as a treatment with similar results. Being identified with pigs led the swine herders to take him as their patron. For this reason, he has become the Patron Saint of Bacon.

Our figure pictures him with a frying pan with two strips of crispy, delicious bacon. Cost $4.95

Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon:

O wonderous St. Anthony, please bless me with an abundance of quality bacon and grant me the patience and timing to properly fry each glorious strip. Amen.

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1 In 3 American Moms Getting Action On The Side

The survey, "Sex and the American Mom," revealed that 34% of these married moms is in the midst of, or has already had, an affair. Think of three married moms you know and ask yourself, "Which one is cheating?" Article

This is Cool and Strange to Watch: The Frame Rate of the Camera Matches the Blade Rotation Speed

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PETA and FKC

The Herald continues: “The ‘Kentucky Fried Cruelty’ ads ... show a man dressed like the grandfatherly Sanders watching approvingly as guards ruthlessly beat half-human, half-chicken creatures cooped up in a Guantanamo-like prison camp.”

If you could reunite any band, what band would it be?

I use to love a band called Jolene. They were from North Carolina and not only do i have all thier albums I have them on my iPod and I listen to them almost daily. Here's some more information about Jolene from 2006. Rolling Stone article

Here's one of thier videos: